Me - Lesley

she is a slag, she is a munter,
when shes a hooker, she scares all the punters.
she is the ugliest cow ive seen,
her face, it makes me wanna scream!
evry1 hates dear fesley losh,
they say, 'shes so nasty, golly gosh!'
her breath smells of pigs manure,
her clothes, oh my god, how immature!!

Chorus:
oh my god, its her again,
the one who thinks she is ur friend.
run away and close ur eyes,
in case u see her, then u will cry!!!

her hair, hmm 'hedge' 'backwards',
may ring a bell.
her face is like a fried tomato,
she belongs in hell!!!
'bless her, aww its lesley',
thats what they say 2 her face.
behind her back, its 'oh my god'
'what a flaming disgrace!'

Chorus...

im sorry lesley,
but this is the truth.
ur going 2 have 2 go,
and snog a roof!!!!
bbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee.