Peter Kay - Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere Theme

Don't no where we're going,
Got no way of knowing,
Driving on the road to nowhere

Sponging for a living,
Checking out the women,
Riding on the road to nowhere

And we don't take shit from anyone,
The only the thing we wanna do is have some fun

We're Max and Paddy,
Paddy and Max

And best of all we dont pay council tax!