Basedow - Buddy Kane

I have a buddy, his
name is Kane!
He walks around in
a hockey mask.
I'm pretty sure he's
insane.

He enjoys long walks
on the beach, and likes
to hold hands with some
guy named Cheech.

Kane has this problem.
He's always saying...
"Che, che, che, ah ah ah!"
So I think it's funny and
I say...
"He, he, he, ha, ha, ha!"

insane.
He's a man with half a
brain.
I wanna have his baby,
and I don't wanna hear
him say "maybe".
They say it's impossible
with me being a male and
all, but hey I saw JUNIOR.
Arnold, more power to yah!
(That movie, I think was based
on a true story!)

Man with half a brain.
Maybe one day I'll be in
his arms, and we can sail
away to a land that accepts
gays.

Che, che, che, ah ah ah!
He, he, he, ha, ha, ha!