The Beatles - Rocky Raccoon

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with anotherguy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a roomintdeon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off thelegsof his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinningagrin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot,he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner

Now the doctorcamein stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rockyyoumet your match
And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch