A-Camp - My Dad

(talking)

quack goes the goose

and also goes the duck

moo goes the cow



(singing)

my dad is a business man

he likes to drink a few

he likes to watch the footy

and doesn't flush his poo



when hes not at works hes dirty

digging in his pit

when its deep enough

he hangs a little shit



(chorus)

woooooo my dad is weird

yeh he is very strange

he makes all his chickens

lay all their eggs free range



my dad bets on the footy

and although he always loses

he sits in his chair

pulling out his hair

and calls everyone losers



(chorus)