Aaron Tippin - Mama's Gettin' Ready For Christmas

Yeah, we all know it's comin'

Every year, Thanksgivin' day

We're gonna wish we hadn't

But we all come over anyway

And it's nice to see the family

And lord, her cookin's great

But when she starts a'hummin' on Jingle Bells

We know there ain't no escape



'Cause Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas

And you better stay out of her way

She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations

And they gotta go up today

Yeah, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out

She's gonna have a job for you

Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas

So you better get ready too



Now she's the queen of redneck Christmas

At least that's what my daddy thinks

While he's climbin' up the ladder with an eight foot Santa

That laughs and waves and blinks

Last year my brother Bill almost got killed

Wirin' up that artificial tree

And when I get done with these stupid plastic reindeer

That's the last that woman's gonna see of me

I bet you that!



Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas

And you better stay out of her way

She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations

And they gotta go up today

Naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out

She's gonna have a job for you

Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas

So you better get ready too



Aw, the front yard's gonna look like Las Vegas

And folks will come from near and far

'Cause everybody knows when she throws that switch

Christmas is about to start



Yeah, Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas

And you better stay out of her way

She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations

And they gotta go up today

Naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out

She's gonna have a job for you

Yeah, Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas

So you better get ready too



I said my mama's gettin' ready for Christmas



Merry Christmas everybody!



So you better get ready too