ABC - The Power Of Persuasion

Cock a snoot





Loop the loop





Hock the hula-hoop





But now it yo-yo’d back again





Shiver me timbers





Just jumped ship with a little faith





We could win the championship





Parachute substituteproblem is it’s soooo cute





Worklesscashlesshungry and in debt





Outta houseoutta homeoutta pocket








They persuade you





That they made you then betrayed you





And they blame you with the power of persuasion





The power of persuasion





The power of persuasion





The power of persuasion








You bought the troll





You bought the gonk





You took it homeand put it on a pedestal





We needed a saviour





But from it’s behaviour





Why did it have to be so extra-terrestrial?





Tax deductible. cash corruptible





Never the less another poolswinner





Penniless dog tooth check





Cash and carry find a girl





Settle down and marry








They persuade you





That they made you





The proclaim





And they’ll maim you with the power of persuasion





The power of persuasion





The power of persuasion





The power of persuasion








I sold the eskimo snow





Build the skyline outta playdo





Persuading you that monochrome is dayglo








With the power of persuasion