Adam Ant - Plastic Surgery

Adam Ant



Hey, you got a face like a labrador

I don't mind that's what I'm here for

The angel Gabriel sent me

To give you a little bit of sympathy



I'm gonna take you down to Harley Street



Such a shame you had that crash

That will teach you to drive flash

and a lorry hit you at full power

Your blood gushing like a shower



Plastic surgery - it's so plastic

Plastic surgery - fantastic

(and you better take me away)



Well you might have to sell your car

And your parent's brand new house

You lie awake and lose your sleep

Baby, miracles do not come cheap



Well you can have a brand new nose

Light blue eyes or even hazel

A little ear will be much better

When you are a real go getter



Don't go sitting in the sun

Your new face might start to run

Just forget your makeup scheme

Clean your face with Mr. Sheen