Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2

-{The Sounds of waves crashing}-



SEAN: This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.



GIRL #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming.



SEAN: So, is your body. looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.



GIRL #2: Thanks sean, that's so sweet.



-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-



SEAN: Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.



GIRL #2: Uh-oh.



SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.



GIRL #2: Oh sean, you're so cute.



SEAN: Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?



GIRL #2: Oh my god.



SEAN: Yeah.



GIRL #2: And how about you take off clothes, sean.



SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?



GIRL #2: My god, you look good, sean.



SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.



GIRL #2: Ooh.



-{she starts to unbuckle his pants}-



SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.



GIRL #2: What's that?



SEAN: Let's get it swingin'.



GIRL #2: No, the other thing you said?



SEAN: ...The wet-weiner?



GIRL #2: -{gasps}- You know what?



SEAN: Yeah?



GIRL #2: I'm going to go throw up, now. See you.



SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here. How-- how you going to get home there, baby?



GIRL #2: I'll walk. -{She begins to walk away}-



SEAN: Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.



GIRL #2: Don't. -{She's gone}-



SEAN: A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. -{to self}- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.

Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?



THE END