Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}-



GIRL #5: Hey, honey.



SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?



GIRL #5: I'm just doing my thing.



SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.



GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man?



SEAN: Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.



GIRL #5: What's that?



SEAN: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.



GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that.



SEAN: You can?



GIRL #5: Mm-hmm.



SEAN: You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?



GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.



SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.



GIRL #5: -{Opens his door}- Sir, you are under arrest.



-{police car pulls up}-



SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here.



GIRL #5: No, I'm not.



COP: Good job denise. we'll take him from here.



-{Cop hand cuffs Sean}-



SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? Fuck that shit.



GIRL #5: Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.



SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!



-{cop throws sean in back of police car}-



COP: Just get in the back, asshole.



GIRL #5: -{from outside}- You sick fuck.



SEAN: Damn!! -{crying}- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!



PEEPER: Piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}-



SEAN: WHAT?!



PEEPER: Please, piss me.



SEAN: NO!!!



PEEPER: Just a tinkle.



SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me.



PEEPER: Urine.



SEAN: Keep this man away from me.