Adam Sandler - Memory Lane

Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen



Transcribed by a fan



M1: hey, it’s great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun

[all agree]

M2: whoa,do you smell that skunk

All: yeah

M2: you know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up

[all agree]

M3: it kinda reminds me of smelling weed

[all agree]

M1: hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy

[all agree]

M2: it reminds me of smelling an ass

[all agree]

M4: it reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass

[car screeches, he drops out of the car]

M4: hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it



M1: I’m glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo

M3: oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that

[all agree]

M1: hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable

[all agree]

M2: hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi

[all agree]

M3: it also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hai

Lls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em’

[car screeches he drops out of it]

M3: I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin’ that



M2: I always knew that guy was a little wierd

M1: hey, there’s a pizza place it smells awesome

M2: it reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place

M1: it reminds me of my first date with this girl named ginger, I took her to a pizza place

M2: hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man’s house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids

[car screeches, he drops out of it]

M2: hey don’t get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it



M1: man they were all crazy, hey, what’s that

Cow: moo

M1: oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh

[car chrashes]



Hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy’s have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don’t throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the

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