Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O

Performed by Adam Sandler





Transcribed by The Brave Raven.





I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV


It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see


I just lit some crazy ass shit


that my friend overnight mailed to me





I'm fucking wasted


It's the best shit I ever tasted


I think they fucking laced it


Cause I'm so damn lambasted





Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe


I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype


He sparked three bows just to show he could take it


Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked





He's fucking wasted


It's the best shit he ever tasted


He's lost in fucking spaced-ed


Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted





Oh I spent the last two hours


hiding under my bed


Cause I looked in the garbage can


and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head





I'm fucking wasted





Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face


The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place


He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak


He looked at the two of us and he started to speak





I'm fucking wasted


It's the best shit I've ever tasted


My brain's been erased-ed


Well fucking fried





I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat


I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet


Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe


I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you





I'm fucking wasted


It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted


Oh fucking shit





I'm way too baked