Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren



[Phone Rings]

[Mr. Spindel picks it up]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling]

Mr Spindel: "Whut!?"

Student: [Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [Chuckling]

Mr Spindel: "Hey! Who is this!"

[Student Hangs up phone]



[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Answer me!"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "For God's sake! Who are you!?"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]



[Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]

Mr Spindel: "Who is that!?"

[Recording continues]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Recording continues]

Mr Spindel: "Who are you!?"

[Recording continues]

Mr Spindel: "Please answer me!"

[Silence]



[Bleeping noise]

Mr Spindel: "Oh God! Who is this!?"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "WHY!? WHY!?"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "Just tell me your name."

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "Please."

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "I'm gonna hang up!"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "I'm warning you!"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "That's it!"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "Damn you kids!!"

[Bleeping]

Mr Spindel: "Damn you!!"

[Slams down phone]



[Phone rings]

[Mr. Spindel picks it up]

Mr Spindel: "Hullo?"

Ted: "Yeah, Bill."

Mr Spindel: "Oh, TED!"

Ted: "I've been trying to get through to you forever. Who have you been talking to?"

Mr Spindel: "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"