Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel



[silverware clicking]

M1: can you pass the beats please?

F1: here you go

M1: thanks

Brad: hey mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and I’m gonna go if that’s ok with you.

Mom: nooo!!

Brad: why not mom?

F1: yeah, why mom? he should go.

Brad: it’s gonna be fun. I’ll get to meet new people...

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

Brad: oh mom...

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

F1: don’t wory brad.



F2: hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn’t that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. what do you think?

Mom: nooo!!

F2: really? I really like it...

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

F2: oh mom, who is?

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

F2: mom, you’re so paranoid.

Mom: nooo!!



M3: hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs.

Mom: nooo!!

M3: yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o’clock...

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

M3: do you think you could drop me off there? ...

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

M3: how am I gonna get there?

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

M3: I’ll walk I guess.

Mom: nooo!!



Cindy: mom, can you pass the salad dressing?

Mom: nooo!!

Cindy: please?

Mom: nooo!!

Cindy: come on, mom.

Mom: nooo!!

Brad: I’ll get it for you cindy.

Cindy: thanks brad.

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

Cindy: thanks for the tip, ma.

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!



Brad: hey everyone, let’s just go out for ice cream.

Mom: nooo!!

Brad: why are we eating inside? it’s a beautiful night. we need to get out more.

Mom: nooo!!

Cindy: mother, brad is right.

Mom: nooo!!

Cindy: we should go out, it’ll be fun.

Mom: nooo!!

Cindy: come on, let’s go, I could go for some maple walnut.

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

M3: yeah, we haven’t gone out together in a long time.

Mom: nooo!!

Cindy: you wanna come dave?

Mom: nooo!!

Dave: no, I’ll hang out with mom.

M1: you sure?

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

Dave: yeah, go without me.

M3: all right, see you guys later.

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!



Dave: how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you’re quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?

Mom: nooo!!

Dave: please?

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

Dave: mom, you’re over reacting!

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

Dave: why are you so overprotective!?

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

Dave: mom! I’m going to the ice cream place! you’re just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!

[bangs on the table, gets up]

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!

[screen door closes]

Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at him!