Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt

Performed by adam sandler and i. maxtone-graham



My mom bought you when I was just 13,

The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.

She got an extra large so I wouldn’t grow out,

That’s too big for you! the other kids would shout.

But we stuck together, we didn’t quit,

And now the children say, what a perfect fit.



I love you sweeeeatshirt

Red hooded

Sweeeeatshirt

Dip dip dip

Sweeeeatshirt

Shama lama ding dong

Sweeeeatshirt.



I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,

It makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch.

And I don’t care if the weather’s no good,

I say see you later rain as I pull up my hood.

Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap? ,

I used you as a pillow on that spanish lady’s lap.

I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded

Sweeeeatshirt

Dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt

Shama lama ding dong

Sweeeeatshirt.



Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly? ,

Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?



I don’t knoooooooww

Ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.



Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together like that time I played in that shirts and skins basketball game and I had to take you off and throw you in the corner of the gym. I was m

Through the game and then I saw you looking at me. you were staring as if to say adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman. I was so mad I challenged you to a game

Ne on one and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to 9, deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose. you let me win and that why I’ll forever feel this way.



I love you sweeeeatshirt

Red hooded

Sweeeeatshirt

Dip dip dip

Sweeeeatshirt

Shama lama ding dong

Sweeeeatshirt.



Come on audience members, help me out here.



I love you sweeeeatshirt

Red hooded

Sweeeeatshirt

Dip dip dip

Sweeeeatshirt

Shama lama ling dong

Sweeeeatshirt.



I love you sooooooooooo.



Happy valentine’s everybody!