Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me

[spoken]

Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the

Cure a lot.



[sung]

You don’t know how much I need you.

While you’re near me I don’t feel blue.

And when we kiss I know that you need me too.

I can’t believe I found a love that’s so pure and true.



But it all was bullshit.

It was a goddam joke.

And when I think of you linda,

I hope you fucking choke.



I hope you’re glad with what you’ve done to me.

I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.

You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.



Oh somebody kill me please,

Somebody kill me plee-ase,

I’m on my knees,

Pretty pretty please kill me.



I want to die.

Put a bullet in my head.



[spoken]

Kid: you’re going to the mental institution.