Adam Sandler - Stoned On Sesame Street

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Kermet:

Hello.., Kermet the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.

I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked up.

Kermet:

He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?



Big Bird:

Sure Kermet, today's letter is.........Joint...........



Kermet:

Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter.... it is a word.



Big Bird:

Sorry kids.. todays letter is.... threeee.........



Kermet:

Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number

*chuckle*



Big Bird:

Exactly, the number three, which is how manyf joints I've smoked today.

Big Bird:

Kermet.... Are you with me...



Kermet:

God I'm stoned....



Big Bird:

Me too.



*laughs*



Elmo:

Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.



Kermet:

Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird...



Big Bird:

Ok...



Kermet and Big Bird:

A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C



Big Bird;

I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.



Kermet:

Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??



Big Bird:

Yes I did.



Kermet:

Kramitt the frog here.

Kermet:

Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kid's.

Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,



Big Bird:

bong...



Kermet

And the number......



Big Bird:

God your messed up



Kermet:

Fuck you!!!

Kermet:

The number, Fuck you!!



*laughing*



Kermet and Big Bird:

Bye, bye, kids, bye



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