Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader

Performed by adam sandler and steve koren



[sound of pom-poms]

Cheerleader: [with annoying feminine voice] ok you guys, let’s hear some spirit!

[performing cheer]

Cheerleader: united, we are united.. we’ll be ’cause we’re the tigers, we’re out for vic-tor-y - yeah!

[no response]

Cheerleader: come on you guys! I wanna hear you!

[still no response]

Cheerleader: come on! the girls volleyball team’s got a big game tonight! and we’re gonna win ’cause we’re the -

Guy in crowd: sit down!

Cheerleader: you guys are assholes! [whining] you think this is easy being a cheerleader!? let’s see you come down here and try it!

Guy: shut up!

Cheerleader: you’re the one who should be shutting up! this is my senior year of cheerleading and you’re ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money. [half-crying]

Guy: you suck!

Cheerleader: [hurt] I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I’m not gonna cuz you guys don’t appreciate anything.

[something hurled and hit cheerleader]

Cheerleader: owwww! who threw that!? I’m gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school! [whining]

[crowd cheering softly in background]

Guy: we’re sorry.

[pause]

Guy: just kidding, you suck!

Cheerleader: [half-crying] ahhaw..no...