Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

Performed by adam sandler and tara



Transcribed by big brother.



[setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]

And now the excited southerner proposes to a girl.



Girl: you wanted to ask me something?

Excited southerner: yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you’re -- very pretty girl, and i, I -- hoo -- you’the -- we’ve known each other for so long now, and-uh, it’s ab

Ime that the two of us -- we’re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don’t want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, conce

E on what I’m trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don’t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there,

I’m, the-, i’m, I’m -- hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don’t have to do what you don’t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you’re going to love m

D that -- that’s fi-- til death do us part i, we’ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --

Girl: look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment.

Excited southerner: coooooo.