Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee

Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider



[line of people talking]

Hey man, let me in there first

-go ahead man, take it easy

Thanks, I really gotta pee



[open door, close door]

[unzip pants]

[start pissin..........groaning....]

Oh man

[.....]

Ohhh yeah

[.....]

Ahhhh

[......stop briefly]

Ahh



[start pissing again..]

Oh man

[........]

Oh man

[...............]

Oh man

[.......gets louder]

Oh man

[..........and louder]

Oh man!!

[............as loud as a hose]

Oh man!!! oh..

[...........]

Oh no!

[........]

Oh man!

[...............slows down]

Ahhh

[stops]

Ahhhhhh...there ya go



[fart! starts pissing loudly again]

Oh! oh man!

[..............]

Oh my god!



[banging on the door]

[pissing slows down to dribble]

I’ll be out in a minute!

[....dribbling...]

Oh..oh my

[stops]

Oh...oh thank god



[zips up pants]

[pisses in pants]

Awwww man!



[people laughing]

-hey man, you pissed in your pants

I know

-so did i

I guess that makes us piss pals

[horrible annoying laughter]

[rasberry]