Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Bob Glaub



Well I had myself a girlfriend

for all most two whole years.

We had ourselves no secrets,

we had no fears.

There was nothing we wouldn't do

when we were in the sack.

She'd even pop the zit on my back.



Well, one night I was out a-cheatin'

after I drank a few she caught me red-handed

and said, "we're through," boo hoo.

Now she got a new boyfriend

it nearly gave me a heart attack.

'Cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back?



Well I got a pimple and I don't know why

it keeps growing in the same place.

I can't reach it with my left or right hand.

I wish it was on my face.

It's four days old and it hurts so bad

but it's ready for a squeeze.

Won't somebody pop it for me please?

I'll give you ten dollars.



If you're a girl in this lonely world

and your looking for a guy,

I'll never cheat again I promise,

that's no lie.

There's only one thing I'll ask of you,

could we name our first child Zach?

Oh, one more thing please pop this zit on my back.

I'm dying here!



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Well, I'm sittin' alone by the phone

and no one seemes to call.

I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall.

Well, that don't work so I look around

and find a big, shiny thumb-tack.

Put it on the floor,

lay down,

pop the zit on my back.

yeah.