Afroman - Drive Better Drunk

Don't grab my keys when the party's over


I drive better drunk, than you do sober








I don't know what you've been told


I've been drinkin since 12 years old


Started in 1988


Hangin at the liquor store real real late


I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup


Drunk the bottle, I threw up


Over the years, I learned to pace it


Get kinda tipsy, but not that wasted


I like beer, but I love malt liquor


Cuz malt liquor, get me drunk quicker


Stop on the freeway, take a whiz


Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz


I drive better drunk than I do sober


Cuz when I'm sober right


I think I can make through the, red light


Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead right


But when I'm drunk, I know I can't


So I ain't, I drive like a saint


Drinkin is a class I did not flunk


I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk














I dropped outta school in 9-0


Became the world's greatest wino


I drink at home, I drink at work


Ignore the boss, he just a jerk


I drink 12:00 in the day


Relax my nerve, serve my yay'


When my day go bad, I always drink


Calm down, relax and think


Only days we like to clown


A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down


On weekends, that's when it's cool


To drink a 40-ounce, and act a fool


Once I get into that zone


I leave that beer and that liquor alone


I can barely walk, I can barely talk


But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk














I ran from the cops in the rain


With my church shoes on


I drove from Palmdale, California to Compton


Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club ended


All the homies left my in the parkin lot toe' back


Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department


Fell asleep on the 14


Woke up on the 405


Fell asleep on the 405


Woke up on the 105


Fell asleep on the 105


Woke up in bed


Call that, uh, autopilot


But don't try that at home; I got skills


I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators


"These crocs, they're not your ordinary crocs


"You gotta grab them in the mandible"


We can't find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin)


So we might have to drive


All day, and all night


I got some music


So it's alright








All day, and all night


I got some music


It's alright





Make you feel good


Rollin through the hood


With your windows down


Checkin out your sounds


Just lend me a light


No stress and strive, baby