Aladdin - Friend Like Me

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves


Scheherezade had a thousand tales


But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves


You got a brand of magic never fails


You got some power in your corner now


Some heavy ammunition in your camp


You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how


See all you gotta do is rub that lamp


And I'll say:



Mister Aladdin, sir


What will your pleasure be?


Let me take your order


Jot it down


You ain't never had a friend like me


No No NO



Life is your restaurant


And I'm your maitre'd


C'mon whisper what it is you want


You ain't never had a friend like me



Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service


You're the boss


The king, the shah


Say what you wish


It's yours! True dish


How about a little more Baklava?



Have some of column "A"


Try all of column "B"


I'm in the mood to help you dude


You ain't never had a friend like me



ouin ouin ouin


oh my!


ouin ouin ouin


no no!


ouin ouin ouin


ha ha ha... babasabadabah!



Can your friends do this?


Can your friends do that?


Can your friends pull this out their little hat?


Can your friends go, poof?


Well, looky here


Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip


And then make the sucker disappear?



So dont ya sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed


I'm here to answer all your midday prayers


You got me bona fide, certified


You got a genie for your charge d'affaires


I got a powerful urge to help you out


So what-cha wish? I really wanna know


You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt


Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh



Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three


I'm on the job, you big nabob


You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


You ain't never had a friend like me


You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!