Alan Jackson - It's Five O'clock Somewhere

That sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow


and so am I


The workday passes like molasses in wintertime


but it's July


I'm getting paid by the hour


and older by the minute


my boss just pushed me over the limit


I'd like to call him something,


I think I'll just call it a day





Pour me something tall and strong


make it a Hurricane before I go insane


It's only half past twelve but I don't care


It's Five O'Clock somewhere





Well this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon


and half the night


tomorrow morning there'll be hell to pay


hey, but that's alright


I ain't had a day off now in over a year


My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here


If the phones for me you can tell them


I just sailed away





Pour me something tall and strong


make it a Hurricane before I go insane


It's only half past twelve but I don't care


It's Five O'Clock somewhere





I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab


and be back to work by two


But at a moment like this I can't help but wonder


what would Jimmy Buffett do?





"""enter Jimmy Buffett"""





"Funny you should ask Alan"





"I'd say"





"Pour me something tall and strong


make it a Hurricane before I go insane


It's only half past twelve but I don't care


It's Five O'Clock somewhere"





Pour me something tall and strong


make it a Hurricane before I go insane


it's only half past twelve but I don't care (he don't care)


and I don't care


It's Five O'Clock somewhere





"What time zone am I on?"


"What Country am I in?"


It don't matter it's Five O'Clock somewhere


"It's always on Five in Margaritaville come to think of it"


I heard that


"You've been there haven't you?"


Yes sir


"I've seen your boat there"


I've been to Margaritaville a few times


"Alright well that's good"


stumbled my way back


"OK we just want to make sure you can keep it


between the navigational beacons"


between the buoys, I got it


"alright, well it's five o'clock let's go somewhere"


I'm ready to crank it up


"lets get out of here"


I'm gone