Alice Cooper - Your Own Worst Enemy

(Alice Cooper, Ryan Roxie)

You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe



You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed

You butter your hand instead of the bread

Drink enough coffee to wake the dead.



You're doing 85 and the light is turning red

The judge took your license and forbid you to drive

And your heart is pumping bacon and you're barely alive



You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a danger. You're a danger



You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face

Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace

Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay

Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day



You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a danger



You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a danger. You're a danger

To every stranger

You're a mess

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