Allison Moorer - Bully Jones

(Allison Moorer/Doyle Primm)





When my liquor cabinet is empty


And the local package store is closed


I am paid a visit by an enemy


And the s.o.b. goes by bully jones


He loves showing up out of nowhere


And getting under my skin


The sad thing is he's going to stay there


If I don't score again





Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones


Someday I'm gonna beat him


He'll kill me if I don't


But until I can defeat him


I'll keep on getting stoned


Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones





Big bad dude sure ain't very pretty


His ugly is awfully hard to take


He looks just like a cold turkey


With a real bad case of the shakes


He don't pick on men his own size


He knows he can't win with those


He likes us pale and sick guys


Who are only skin and bones





Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones


Someday I'm gonna beat him


He'll kill me if I don't


But until I can defeat him


I'll keep on getting stoned


Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones





I got some good friends who tie off


And some who tie one on


And just like me they have all lost


The fight with bully jones





Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones


Someday I'm gonna beat him


He'll kill me if I don't


But until I can defeat him


I'll keep on getting stoned


Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones